Lazy Man’s Beef Jerky…

It has been a *very* busy Summer around the old Pondee, and am ashamed to admit how much I have taken advantage of Jeff’s, (our son-in-law), willingness to help with all of our “projects”.  From getting our old 30′ 5th Wheel Trailer both weather and road-worthy again, erecting a new steel out-building for my future shed/shack/shop, to taking on a plumbing problem that led to a mini-remodel of our half-bathroom, and many, many more in between. THANK YOU Son, until you are better paid! :)

Back on topic, my passion for cooking outdoors is still there – and it is one which Jeff shares completely, but every now and then you hit on something worth sharing that is done indoors too.  I think all of us have gone the more traditional routes of thin-slicing and marinating beef or venison – then using the oven, grill, smoker, solar or electric dehydrator, to make jerky. (I confess I’ve never tried the Native American means, but have been tempted).  Until purchasing an upgrade to our old, round, dehydrator a few years ago, I had never thought of using lean ground beef – then I hit on a kind of Nesco “kit” and the grand-kids almost did back-flips over the result, (so did Jeff. :D )… I think the best thing about doing it the “Lazy Man’s” way, is that the great results are repeatable, time after time. Here is what Heidi and I use today to get those huge smiling faces:

Hardware:

NESCO (American Harvest) FD-80 Snackmaster Square Dehydrator & Jerky Maker (see Notes)

Dehydrator

Dehydrator

Nesco BJX-8 Jumbo Jerky Works Kit
(
Primarily for the Jerky gun)

Jerky gun

Jerky gun

Spices:

Nesco BJ-18 Jerky Spice Works, Original Flavor, 18-Pack
Nesco American Harvest BJH-6 Jerky Spice Works, Hot and Spicy Flavor, 6.9oz box

Ground Beef:

We have been using the leanest we could find in our local markets. At present, our local Albertsons has a 96.4% lean product sold by the pound under “Ground Sirloin”.  We use 3 lbs per batch, which makes almost 4 trays.

Procedure:

We like to use a 2:1 ratio – two packets of “Original” to one packet of “Hot-N-Spicy”, along with 3 packets of the “cure” that comes with each. I pre-mix them with a fork in a measuring cup, adding some garlic powder, chili powder, cumin and cayenne pepper, but in sparing amounts. (If it were just me and the eldest granddaughter, I wouldn’t be so sparing. 8))…

After full thawing, put all 3 lbs of beef in a large mixing bowl, roll up your sleeves and get mixing, (it helps to have an assistant here and later on to slowly add in the spice mix while you are at it).

Load the Jerky Gun by hand, (again really need that assistant! Thanks Honey!) Cover with the “two-slot” cover and tighten down the screw-on holder. (This permits you to squeeze out two strips of jerky at a time).

One tray at a time, squeeze out the jerky strips, having your helper handy with a knife to kind of cut off each pair of strips at about 5″ length is a HUGE help!  You should get about 1 tray full for each load of the gun.

Mixture laid out with Jerky gun

Mixture laid out with Jerky gun

Set the dehydrator for maximum temperature (160 on our particular unit).  Prepare for your house to start smelling like the beef jerky factory it just became.

Wow - can you smell that?

Wow – can you smell that?

The directions say “4 to 6 hours”, and I always go with 6.  At about 3 hours, or the half-way point, I unplug – pat each strip dry with paper towels, flip each strip over, then pat again.  Do this with each tray, then replace them, reversing their order. Plug back in and let dehydrate for the rest of the period.  When done, you will probably want to pat dry the pieces again prior to packaging in zip-lock baggies.

Half-way point, pat with paper towels, flip, pat again

Half-way point, pat with paper towels, flip, pat again

Finished product, may want to pat with paper towels again

Finished product, may want to pat with paper towels again

NOTES:

Beef Jerky is fun, and the above combination of ingredients is just what makes our family particularly happy.  Play with your own combination of spices, or go ahead and do sliced strips with marinade.  *Warning* if you decide to try using a product called “Liquid Smoke” I would most strongly recommend you do so very, very, sparingly or you could waste a whole batch of meat. ;)

The brand/size of our dehydrator is unimportant – but the temperature of around 160 degrees IS important if you want to try this.  You can get by with a lower temperature, but if you do – it REALLY needs to be high enough to kill bacteria – and your cooking time will be far, far longer than 4-6 hours if you want to stay well and healthy with this process.

If you can acquire a dehydrator with square trays, it really does enhance this process – we get about 24 5″ strips of jerky on each tray.

OBTW, the Excalibur model of food dehydrators really IS the “Caddy” of them all.  If you can afford one, you would probably love that one even more than we love our big Nesco.

Just one final thought – we like stuff that is hot and spicy – but before you try kicking things up a notch, (like my penchant for adding my favorite spices to cornbread, etc.), you might want to just try a batch using the “Original” spice mix first – then proceed from there.  Your pallet may not be as “spice tolerant” as ours. :)

Wow! Is it Summertime already?

What happened to Spring? Seems it just got started yesterday! :)

Nice and warm around the Pondee for the first day of Summer, 2012. Lots of good stuff going on – Heidi is now on vacation and today was the last day of school for two of our teen-age granddaughters, (the teenager in Florida has already started her vacation). Got to see my eldest Grandson for a short visit just last week. Boy is growing like a weed!

Life is good!

-=dave=-

Happy Easter!

Not doing much on the old blog here lately, but we have already accomplished a ton of projects around the old Pondee and have yet another, pretty major one, in progress. (All of the accomplishments are primarily due to the efforts of our Son-in-law, Jeff, and Heidi’s ever-able assistance).

Today is no exception, Jeff has completed smoking yet another ham for our Easter dinner and is currently carving it.  Glad you can’t smell it – I could get trampled in the rush to get a sample. ;)

Happy Easter Sunday everybody – I wish everyone could be as blessed as I personally am this Sunday!  -=dave=-

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

I had a plan for today, but as predicted by the weather-guessers earlier this week, Mother Nature has disagreed and we are expecting a couple of inches of rain, with possible thunder storms and hail, here in the inland valleys of San Diego County. :(

What I wanted to do was an outdoor version, (Pondee-style), of the traditional Corned Beef & Cabbage dinner.  It would have involved using our Big Kahuna Burner and very large stainless steel stock pot to boil a 5-6 lb corned beef brisket for about 45 minutes, (with the spice pack and some extra garlic), which would serve two purposes. First, to create that wonderful broth to cook all of the veggies in, and secondly to remove the salt brine, (“corning” process, used to preserve beef when there was little/no refrigeration), from the beef brisket.  Basically, I would have been “restoring” the beef brisket for non-traditional preparation – which would have involved cooking it low and slow on the grill using indirect heat for about 45 minutes, wrapping in tightly in heavy duty aluminum foil after coating with BBQ sauce, then returning it to the indirect side of the grill. (That last part does an amazing job of tenderizing what otherwise would still be a bit of a “chewy” brisket).  At that point I would have re-lit the Big Kahuna Burner, and added quartered cabbage, about 6 potatoes, carrots and onions to the pot and simmered that for about 30 minutes or so, until all of the veggies were done.  Prepared that way, the whole meal comes together and is ready for slicing/presentation at the same time. (If you try this method, you will still want to remember to slice the brisket cross-grain as always).

What I will be doing instead, is preparing a huge, cast-iron Wok full of sliced Hillshire farms hot-links, onions, and cabbage diced down to about one inch. (Think fried sausage & cabbage, but done stir-fry style).  At the same time, and still on the stove top, I’ll be using a 3″ deep frying pan to prepare sliced Kielbasa sausage, onion and bell pepper, which is the favorite of one of our granddaughters and Heidi. 8-)

One way or the other, life is still good around the old Pondee, but I’m looking forward to some cooperation out of Mother Nature after she gets this last winter storm out of her system. ;-)

Giving away Jeff’s “secrets”…

Our Son-In-Law, Jeff, can grill a London Broil as well as any I’ve ever tasted – but recently we have noticed his end result is even more tender and tasty!  Heidi recently commented “this is as tender and juicy as as a Ribeye!”

He has only made a single change – otherwise the rub/sauce, preparation and presentation all remain the same.

His “secret”?  He has taken to wrapping each London Broil tightly in heavy duty aluminum foil and cooking it in that for all but the last 15 minutes of cooking time, (to get the sear marks on the meat).  That is IT – and the result is simply wonderful. 8)

(Guess I should admit, I got a bit sick just before New Years, and kind of stayed that way through January of the New Year.  2012 did NOT have a good start, but all better now and ready for another spring/summer of enjoying Outdoor Cooking!)…

Learning as you go…

One of the truly great things about this life is being able to learn from mistakes, (it only works if you pay attention though). ;)

We have had an unusually cold and wet early December this year around the old Pondee – breaking several all-time records.  As a result, I have been playing indoors after Heidi qualified me to operate the oven on her new gas range.  Have primarily focused on doing various things with, (several batches now), that bread dough which has continually resided in her refrigerator since I wrote the associated post on it – (or it did up until last night).  Artisan style loaves, free-form loaves, several more that looked like long French rolls, etc.  All fun, and all with pretty successful results – but not outdoor cooking.

Last night, the rain had let up so I made my first attempt at baking a loaf of Artisan bread on the new grill using my “Lazy Man’s Bread Dough“.  It turns out the propane section of the new grill is FAR more efficient than my old one and can easily generate temperatures that will incinerate parchment paper, bread dough, and I would imagine just about anything else – doing so in very short order.

Now that I have experienced the “crematorium effect”, (and done so in a very inexpensive manner), will be proceeding with due caution.   Grandpa always said “the good is in the trying”, and if I pay proper attention – things have always improved as the number of “tries” increased.  There is no reason to expect things to go any different as I learn the nuances of baking on the new grill. :)

By the way – I am *loving* that new grill! 8)

Lazy Man’s Bread Dough

The most difficult part of baking bread outdoors, particularly at a campsite, is the preparation time when you start from scratch. Back around 2009, I read an article on-line at the Mother Earth News web site entitled “Five Minutes a Day for Fresh-baked Bread” that I found intriguing. Some time later on, I noted the book under the title “Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day: The Discovery That Revolutionizes Home Baking“, by Jeff Hertzberg and Zoe Francois was available on Amazon.com – then a few weeks ago, ran across the idea again on instructables.com – and finally it clicked…. “I CAN USE THIS FOR OUTDOOR COOKING TOO!” (DOH!) Once the dough has raised, then refrigerated, all I have to do is keep it cold until ready to use a portion of it… Not only that, but I can use the same basic dough for far more than just “Artisan” breads – (think Pizza!).

The only real difficulty I had involved the requirement for a non-airtight food container of suitable size to hold the dough. Finally located a 1.5 gal container with a vent built into the lid at our local Smart & Final and put it to use this past evening. The goal is to have a general purpose bread dough, initially made in a good quantity, then used a piece at a time for the purpose at hand. ;)

As always, I have slightly tweaked the recipe to meet my own needs and available ingredients, but you can substitute your own, (most strongly recommend unbleached flour though).

Ingredients:

  • 6 cups warm water from the tap
  • 3 packets of Fleischmann’s Active Dry Yeast (you could get away with 2 but…)
  • 3 Tablespoons table salt (I use Morton’s and you could get away with 2)
  • 13 cups Gold Medal Better Bread Flour

Directions:

Put warm water right into the container, add salt and yeast. Stir with a spoon or whatever and let it set while you get out your flower.

In a large mixing bowl, pour in your dry flower prior to measuring. Using a 1 cup dry measure and a straight edge, scoop up your flower into the cup – level it in the measuring cup by swiping excess off the top back into the bowl and dump that measured cup into your yeast solution. Repeat until you have 13 cups in there and do NOT lose count. ;) (I don’t know about you – but keeping an accurate count on my ingredients seems harder for me than it should be).

Mix your dough, (I simply use clean hands – you may prefer a mixing spoon), but don’t overdo it. The idea here is to make a bread dough, you aren’t mixing plaster. Avoid the temptation to “knead” it – you simply want to thoroughly mix it. When you are done mixing, pat the dough down fairly level then, (I’ll have to wash my hands first), give the container a good shake to settle the dough in the container.

Cover with the lid, (vent should be open too), but don’t press it down. Let it rise on your counter-top for 2 hours. (If you used my ingredients it will more than double in size).

Bread dough mixed right in the container - note vent is open.

Bread dough mixed right in the container - note vent is open.

Bread dough after 2 hours, container is perfect size.

Bread dough after 2 hours, container is perfect size.

In the fridge overnight before first use. Note vent is open.

In the fridge overnight before first use. Note vent is open.

 Storing Dough:

Put the container of dough in the fridge, it will last two weeks or more. After a couple of weeks it will no longer rise at all when set out for use, but even then will still be fine for pizzas and/or flat-breads.

Artisan style loaf cooling

Artisan style loaf cooling

Notes:  The picture above is a loaf cooked on a pizza stone in Heidi’s oven, (I got carried away scoring the top). It has a “sourdough” like flavor and was well received by the women folks. I will be writing articles referring back to this one on how to make use of the dough outdoors, the use of pizza paddles and parchment paper and so forth.

Happy Thanksgiving…

Mother Nature cut us a little slack around the old Pondee today and held off on the rain that had been threatening to pour on our Thanksgiving Day in predictions all week, (until late last evening when our local Meteorologist, John Coleman, informed us it would all blow right through San Diego County).  Sure enough – although very overcast with lots of black stuff, not a drop of rain fell.

Jeff got out early this morning and smoked several hams, including one in the charcoal section of the new hybrid grill, (which worked to perfection). He used indirect heat and the trick of making aluminum foil packets of damp wood chips then perforating the tops with a pen. The ham was shielded from direct heat by an aluminum pan and he used a digital thermometer with a long lead to determine when the correct internal temperature was reached.  We are REALLY going to love using the simple lever mechanism to control how close the coals set in relation to the grate/food.

Jeff and his family took a load of meat down to share in a big Thanksgiving dinner with his folks and their extended family, while Heidi and I enjoyed a very nice ham dinner (with all the trimmings) here at the Pondee with her Mom.  Yes, we truly do have a lot to give thanks for – and most of it has little to do with eating and/or outdoor cooking, but that growing skill set continues to support keeping everybody warm, fed and happy. ;)

We hope *all* of our friends and family enjoy a wonderful and safe Holiday weekend.  Heidi & -=dave=-

Hybrid Grill is assembled…

…and I didn’t have a thing to do with it. ;)

After a “lost weekend plus”, fighting this “bug” that is going around, I felt good enough last night to ask Heidi if she would mind if I assembled the new grill in our living room today – rather than outdoors – she agreed that would be smarter while I am still getting over the last of this round with cold/flu season.  Long story short, I then kept waking up coughing most of the night, and slept in this morning.

Had just finished my first cup of coffee today when she let me know that Jeff was out back “building the BBQ”.  Apparently, he got the day off of work unexpectedly, got bored, so went to work on it.  By the time I walked out there he had it totally assembled with the exception of the little “stovepipe” (damper) that goes over the charcoal side.

I admired the results of his labor, (it looks GREAT), poured myself a 2nd cup of coffee, then sat down on the couch to contemplate the wonders of the Universe, and – OBTW – how much I appreciate my Son-In-Law. 8)

Jeff working on the final piece of the new hybrid grill.

Jeff working on the final piece of the new hybrid grill.

This isn't where it will end up - just convenient spot for final assembly.

This isn't where it will end up - just convenient spot for final assembly.

Completely assembled "Hybrid Grill Infrared, Propane Gas and Charcoal Cooking System" from Sam's Club

Completely assembled "Hybrid Grill Infrared, Propane Gas and Charcoal Cooking System" from Sam's Club

While we lost just a little propane grill area, that is a significant increase in overall cooking area

While we lost just a little propane grill area, that is a significant increase in overall cooking area

Something tells me we are going to have a *LOT* of fun with this one. <imagine Dave’s “happy dance”>. :D

Much, much more to follow as time goes on….

Ugh….

Winter has arrived, (or at least the SoCal version that “passes” for Winter here), and along with it came cold/flu season.  Not spending a lot of time outdoors, nor assembling the new grill.

Think I will spend a little time indoors baking some “No Knead” bread instead… ;)

In the mean time, Happy Trails to you and yours. -=dave=-